Trump was the oldest USA president-elect in history when he won the election past year, and his junk food-heavy diet would be unhealthy for someone one-third his age.
We do know that had this been any other American president, whose speech slurred inexplicably towards the end of a public appearance, there would be immediate public speculation about his health, and immediate demands for the White House to explain the incident the president experienced today.
Near the end of his speech on Wednesday the president started breathing heavily and when he concluded with "God bless the United States" the word "States" sounded like "Shtates". "There's nothing to it", White House spokesman Raj Shah told the Los Angeles Times.
As disturbing as the announcement had been, "it was even more disturbing to watch the conflict between Donald Trump's teeth and his tongue", Noah began. "It seemed like someone hit him with a blow dart just before he went out to make the speech".
Noah added: "Oh man!"
Palestinians see Mr Trump's move as a decision to side with Israel on one of the most sensitive issues in the conflict. But the pronunciation of those words appeared to slur.
"Because he's vain as hell", Noah said.
Although slurring can be caused by a number of reasons, such as a stroke or brain tumor, many internet users thought Trump was trying to prevent his dentures - if he wears any - from falling out.
James Corden gave his take as well, saying it seemed like something was "wrong" with Trump's mouth.
"Report whatever you would like to report", Shah said.